"Good Gold!"

Product I'd Recommend:

The nail polish that I'm currently letting disintegrate off my nails is Revlon's Gold Coin.

Another review, here

I couldn't find the color online, but I'm pretty sure it's still available in drugstores, because as we know... that is where I shop exclusively. Also, in case you've never met me and thought I was less skanky than I am, those aren't my nails. My nails look like this:

Anyway, the point is, prior to the 4 week mark, this nail polish is killer. I'm pretty white bread which means I don't like to spend a lot of time getting ready in the morning, so I like how it looks like I could be holding a martini glass instead of a stapler and a cup of coffee.

It's more shiny and less glittery which is excellent for two reasons: 1) it applies very easily and 2) as a person who uses polish remover as a very last resort, this polish comes off a whole helluva lot easier than glitter polish which requires you to soak in acetone from the elbows down for an evening.

It's also fits in remarkably well with a glamorous lion costume, which I was for Halloween and which you, my fiance, and all of my friends will hear about until next October. Because it was an excellent costume is why. Here is a photo of that costume, where my nails are the only good looking people:

Also making a cameo appearance is another product I'd recommend for any of your 70s glam needs,  Hard Candy's Meteor-eyes Baked Eyeshadow in Lunar Eclipse. 

Review here

I'll be honest, I tried to put this on my face one morning before work, expecting it go on sheer when I used a brush instead of a damp sponge applicator, and that was just the wrong plan. It's this intense. I promise. Wear it when you want to get laid NOT when you want a raise... and I'm just going to assume those don't happen at the same time.